Total Medals Earned: 195 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,940 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (25/445 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
decrypt a lock
Finish Game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game in exactly 6.9 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Find the screwdriver
Get the wheel
End of chapter one
End of prologue
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Get the telescope
End of chapter four
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Medals Earned: 4/8 (185/460 points)
Beat Level 3 and complete the game!
Beat Level 2!
Beat Level 1!
Get a 10x kill combo!
Get a 20x kill combo!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
You fell 100 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 3000 Meters into the Ebyss
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)